How can you not love a place whose local newspaper would publish the following letter to the editor:
A friend of mine told me yesterday that a lady she knows is heavily into kickboxing.
The lady and her husband are going to China soon to compete.
Dear God! That's all we need. Some person taking a fun trip and brining SARS to the United States and Louisiana.
Someone needs to stop these people!
I thought we weren't allowing flights to and from there for the time being. What's the story?
They are going. And soon.
Pat Patterson
LaPlace